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hipstermoriarty:

mockeryd:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

peopleasproducts:

Sexism 60’s

jesus???????????????

What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?

advertising is important as it’s the historian’s best resource for identifying the values of an era. but yeah, these were fucked. the 60s was generally as fucked as the 50s. people forget that. 

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sunfl0werpetal:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

how about "the government is fucking up and obama is nothing more but a figure head to take the heat of all the congress’s dumbass decisions" The president isnt a dictator. he doesnt get to choose 100000000% by himself what happens to this country, hence the term democracy.

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privatebarb:

Queen Bey and Queen Nicki

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fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

(via queer--skies)

  • Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
  • Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
  • Government: *Is against abortion*

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

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dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

(Source: weirdnessisgood, via queer--skies)

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

(Source: bullied, via queer--skies)

tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

(via queer--skies)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via religiousmother)

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

smalldoll:

MY FRIEND’S FAMILY ARE ALL HUGE STAR WARS NERDS AND IT’S HER PARENTS’ ANNIVERSARY AND LOOK WHAT HER DAD POSTED I’M SCREAMING

smalldoll:

MY FRIEND’S FAMILY ARE ALL HUGE STAR WARS NERDS AND IT’S HER PARENTS’ ANNIVERSARY AND LOOK WHAT HER DAD POSTED I’M SCREAMING

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thestrawberrynymphet:

anyone wanna buy me $400 worth of clothing for nothing in return 

(Source: coneymermaid, via tinabelcherwashere)

shingekinoemily:

egberts:

i know how to put an end to discrimination and racism

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